His package ended up inside my box.
Calm down, perv. My mailbox.
As soon as I saw what was inside,
I knew two things:
It belonged to my hot neighbor, and he had a dirty secret.
Normally, I was more of a cat person. As in, if I had to choose who lives, I’m going to take the cat nine times out of ten. It’s not that I particularly like cats, I just don’t particularly like most people.
My neighbor wasn’t most people. He lived in the apartment across the hall, and he was your typical, buttoned-up, fancy shoes, smells like a Calvin Klein commercial, looks like he actually flosses kind of guy. I mean, seriously? Wasn’t flossing just made up by dentists so they could go on their little power trips once every six months?
The point was, this guy very obviously had his life all put together. He was Mr. Perfect, and If you asked me, he needed to be brought down a few pegs to wallow with the rest of us.
Cue his long, thick, package penetrating my tight little mailbox.
I know. It’s absolutely sick. It was such an obvious ploy to hit on me. Forget the fact that the mail lady put it there, my neighbor and I both knew what kind of game he was playing. Oh yeah, we totally knew. It was on. It was in, if you would.
I accidentally dropped a knife on the package a few times back in my apartment. It basically sprang open on its own, and I had no choice but to look inside.
His dirty little secret was staring me right in the face. As it turned out, Mr. Perfect wasn’t so perfect. Who knew?
Hint: I knew. And I was absolutely going to enjoy every second of what was coming.
"What are we doing?" I asked between kisses.
"This is called foreplay," he said slowly, like he was explaining something to a child. "First I get you so horny you can barely stand, then I-"
"I understand the concept," I interrupted. "What is this? What does it mean?"
He shrugged. "It doesn't have to mean anything. For once, stop trying to assign meaning to everything. Just experience it. Live it. Deal with the questions later."
His words washed over me, hardly sinking into my mind because I was so preoccupied with his closeness. His body was hard against mine, warm and full of delicious promise. His length was rock-hard and pressing into my stomach, giving me no doubt where he wanted this night to go.
My Thoughts <3
I have majorly enjoyed the other books in this series- His Banana, Her Cherry, His Treat, and now *drum roll* His Package! Her Cherry by far was my favorite book in this series, but now I think it has just been replaced!
Penelope Bloom definitely has a way with words, I HIGHLY recommend reading these books and while it is more fun to start at the beginning to understand that wackiness of all of the characters, it is not needed!
This book is about Lilith who we met in previous books as being William’s secretary as well as Emily’s best friend. She is not at all what someone would consider a “people person” though she has a big heart, she hides it SUPER well. She is a huge believer in karma and sticking it to the horrible people of the world, and actually gets her kicks out of that.
Her neighbor is possibly the most beautiful man that she has ever seen before and after a situation that she felt he snubbed her, she didn’t really care to do him any favors. When she opened up his package, by accident, she was met with some interesting things and thus the story begins!
The characters, as always by Penelope Bloom, were perfect including Lilith and Liam and all of our favorite characters before. It was a great story line with not TOO much going on, but just enough that you want to know what happens next!
This book gets a solid 5 out of 5 from me. You should check it out and it is on Kindle Unlimited, so why wouldn’t you?!
About Penelope Bloom
I love writing romances that I’d want to live in. I like my men with a mind as dirty as sin, a bit of an attitude, and a heart of gold they try to keep hidden away. I absolutely love writing about BDSM, but it’s not featured in all of my stories. Check the bottom of my bio for a super quick breakdown of my books and which one might suit your style.
I stepped away from my job as a high school teacher to pursue my dream of writing in October of last year. Writing had always been my dream, but it took having my two beautiful daughters to push me to follow through with it. I wanted to be able to show my girls that nothing is impossible. No dream is too big. No matter what anyone tells them.
They just have to look at their mommy to see it. Being a positive example for my girls is worth all the late nights, doubts, and fears that come with being a writer. I wouldn’t trade it for the world.
Whew! Look at me getting emotional over here. It’s just an author bio, Penelope!
If you’re just discovering me for the first time, writing has been a journey for me and my own tastes and style have grown along the way. This is the order I wrote my books in and a quick note about the style and what you can expect in the book.
READ PENNY’S BOOK IN ORDER:
The Citrione Crime Family:
(All my mafia books feature hard men with a hefty dose of danger. The plots are steamy and action packed with just a hint of darkness).
Book 1: His
Book 2: Mine
Book 3: Dark
Punished (BDSM Billionaire Romance) – Light BDSM, strong emotional themes.
Single Dad Next Door (Fake Marriage Romance) – Romantic comedy with plenty of steam and a fun small town mechanic plot.
The Dom’s Virgin (BDSM Billionaire Romance and Fake Marriage) – Light BDSM, strong emotional themes.
Single Dad’s Virgin (Billionaire Fake Marriage Romance) – Romantic comedy with lots of fun and lots of steam.
Single Dad’s Hostage (Billionaire Hostage Romance) – Serious themes with some light comedy
Punished by the Prince (Royalty/Fantasy BDSM) – Fairy-tale elements, danger, plenty of steam, and some action
The Bodyguard (Second-Chance Romance) – Fun and unique plot, comedic notes, plenty of fun banter and plenty of steam with some action as well.
Miss Matchmaker (Small Town Romance) – Still one of my favorite couples I’ve written <3 This one will make you swoon, laugh, and it might make you want to find a private place to read, too.
Knocked Up by the Dom (BDSM Billionaire Romance) – This is an insta-love secret baby story. This is the steamiest story I’ve written and it definitely doesn’t take it’s time getting there. You’ll want to read this one somewhere private!