Teach me everything.

The Hookup Equation, an all-new romantic comedy with “the perfect mixture of witty banter and forbidden moments” from Roxie Noir, is available now!

The Hookup Equation Final

My whole life, I’ve been a good girl. I follow rules like nobody’s business. I obey guidelines like I was born to it. Show me a line, and I’ll toe it.

I’m even a twenty-two-year-old virgin. Good is my middle name.

And then, I break one tiny little rule. Miniscule. Inconsequential.

Next thing I know, I’m trapped with an incredibly handsome stranger. He’s got eyes like cut emeralds, biceps that makes my head spin, and a smile that has me rethinking all my life choices.

We escape a bar bathroom together. We go on an impromptu date. We share the hottest kiss I’ve ever had, one that leaves me panting for more. We promise to see each other again.

Turns out, we see each other the next morning.

In my calculus class.

Which he’s teaching.

My handsome, sexy date is Professor Loveless, and we’ll be seeing each other plenty. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday all semester.

There’s no choice but to call it off. We both have too much at stake: I could lose my scholarship, and he could lose his entire career.

But I can’t call off the way I feel. 

I can’t call off the way he looks when he rolls up his sleeves and explains imaginary numbers. 

I can’t call off the heated glances, or the way our hands touch when I hand in my homework, or the memory of his body pressing against mine that night.

I’m a virgin.

He’s my professor.

And if we give in, it could cost us both everything. 

But I’m so tired of being a good girl.

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My Thoughts <3

Roxie Noir is an amazing author regardless of what she writes, but I am ADDICTED to the Loveless Brothers series, like seriously addicted.... it's a problem... kinda... not really. But anyways, The Hookup Equation is about the lovable "nerd" of the group, Caleb. I use nerd lightly because this guy definitely does not give off those vibes. When Caleb and Thalia meet in a super unconventional way, they just click. The pair give off major chemistry until the worst thing in the world happens- he sees her again.... in his classroom... as a student.... (DUN DUN DUN!).

All in all, you know from reading the blurb how this is going to go down, but what makes the book super special is all of the extra stuff in between. I adore Caleb and Thalia is pretty awesome in a quirky way (which totally resonates with me). These two are not perfect in the slightest, but they don't try to be. If you are looking for a numerous but super heartfelt read about REAL characters in a really uncomfortable position- you need to read The Hookup Equation right away- It ABSOLUTELY gets 5 stars from me!

PS: A huge thank you to Roxie Noir and Social Butterfly PR for allowing me an advanced copy of the book to read and review honestly.

About the Author

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I love writing sexy, alpha men and the headstrong women they fall for.

My weaknesses include: beards, whiskey, nice abs with treasure trails, sarcasm, cats, prowess in the kitchen, prowess in the bedroom, forearm tattoos, and gummi bears.

I live in California with my very own sexy, bearded, whiskey-loving husband and two hell-raising cats.

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